When a bunch of Grade 2 children were asked questions about their Moms, the answers can only but bring a smile to your face – enjoy!
WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
- Mostly to clean the house
- She’s the only one who knows where the sellotape is
- To help us out of there when we were getting born
WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?
- We’re related
- God knew she likes me a lot more than others people’s mom like me
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
- Moms work at work AND work at home and dads just go to work at work
- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have the real power because that’s who you ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
- Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
- Moms don’t do spare time
- She pays bills all day long
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
- On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery
- Diet and her hair
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean, I’d get rid of that
- I’d make my mom smarter, so she would know it was my sister and not me.
- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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